Fastest shower in the West
Long gone are the days where I could put Ava in her bouncy seat to play happily in the bathroom with me while I took a leisurely shower.
These days I am lucky if I get 30 seconds alone before she tears open the curtain in hot pursuit of me.
See, I put her in our bedroom on the floor, complete with some toys to entertain her (thinking this will buy me some time - ha!), and I make a mad dash to the bathroom (which is connected), stripping off my clothes as I go. I throw the water on and jump in (it doesn't even have a chance to warm up, but I think that helps me move all the faster). I generally have just enough time to wet my hair before I see the curtain rustling and then her little face peering in at me.
And so my showers (at least during weekdays) are very short and to the point. No time to relax and let the water massage my back. No time to shave my legs (hey, it goes with my whole hippie image anyway, LOL, j/k). I'm lucky to get my hair shampooed, my body soaped up and my pits shaved.
Thank God for the person who invented leave-in conditioner. One less thing I need to do while in the shower. ;)